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Me n' ol' Al Gore

This Global Warming's Killin' Me

Chicago in the wintertime, blowing cold and snow
My brother said come visit, lives in Buffalo
I said no thanks I've had it, all the weather I can stand
Gonna take a ride, down 65, south toward Alabamm

Stopped in Indianapolis , little diner long the way
Old trucker asked where you headed, said I'm thinkin Mobile bay
Watch out for the slick spots , nearly lost my load
Told him thanks, paid my bill, got back on the road

Chorus
I hit an Ice storm in Kentucky, deep snow in Tennesee
Found Al Gore in a snowback, stuck in his SUV
Got out to help, push him out, a man of dignity
He said the earth's getting hotter, I thought "dont feel that way to me"
You may be right, but tonight, Al " This Global warming's killin' me"

He said I appreciate your help, lets go where the coffee's hot
We started swappin' stories, in a Walmart parking lot
He told me bout the polar bears, ice melting, bad for them
I said the good news is, we wont have to teach em how to swim

He said all that polar ice, ll'be gone fore' you blink
I said if thats true, maybe it ain't as bad as you might think
Lets look at the bright side, Al let me ask ya
Wouldn't it be great if we could grow, Banannas in Alaska

Chorus

Bridge
He said I'll tell you one more thing, everybody needs to hear
Temperture's up one degree, the last hundred years
I said Al, I'm not sure, if thats something we gotta fix
Do we really care, In the summertime, if it's Eighty five or 86

Last Chorus
Another ice storm in Kentucky, coming outta Tennesee
Couple months gone by, since we agreed to disagree
Cant wait to tell my buddies, bout ol' Al Gore and me
He gave me cash for my clunker, traded ME his SUV
Sorry I made the switch, I'm in a ditch, " This Global man is killin' me"
Hey Al, bring a chain, what a pain, Man "This Global warming's killin' me Al"